Wednesday, 11 July 2018

Women's Chat Mags: Some Front Page Examples

Women's Chat Mags: Some Front Page Examples

These are some of the front pages of the most popular Chat mags.  These range from 2006 to the present day.   No attempt is ever made by the newsagents to cover these magazines up and they are displayed on the bottom shelves (often next to the children's comics) at a child's eye-level, of supermarkets and local stores all across the country.  

Their content is a mixture of puppies and paedos, kittens and rapists, light-hearted trivia and horrific sex-murders.  They make money by selecting stories that focus on topics like child abuse, murder, torture, incest and rape.  Men feature in their selected stories only as examples of pure evil and the females and children are portrayed as helpless victims. And they sell millions of magazines every year.

Capitals used in this text are the same as those used in their headline covers.


 Women's Chat Mags - Beasts, Monsters, and "torturing your Nan until she begs to die."
Rapists, child abuse and "torturing your Nan until she begs to die." 

Some 2017 front covers of women's chat magazine 

  • Chat: January 2017
    • HUNTED BY A MONSTER - Vicious rapist's murder diary
  • Real People: January 2017
    • SKEWERED AND ROASTED ON DREAM HOLIDAY
    • Pregnancy Horror! My BOOB CUT OFF at 8 months.
  • Love It: January 2017
    • I'LL TORTURE YOUR NANA UNTIL SHE BEGS TO DIE!  (with the word TORTURE highlighted in red)

This has been going on for decades.  If you think these horrific headlines are a recent development, take a look at the 2006 women's chat magazine front pages further down this page - they're even worse.


Battered babies often feature in womens chat mags,  presumably to make them attractive purchases for women.
Battered babies often feature in womens chat mags,
presumably to make them attractive purchases for women.


  • Chat Magazine: December 2017
    • ABUSED on the SCHOOL RUN
  • Love It: December 2017
  • "He flushed his lover down the toilet
    and made a NECKLACE with her TEETH"
    • RAPED by the GROOM at my best friends wedding
    • Facebook request from my Perv Babysitter
  • That's Life: December 2017
    • He KICKED my BUMP and KILLED our BABY (He changed his mind 5 days before due date.)
  • Pick Me Up: December 2017
    • KILLED AS HER BABIES SLEPT
  • Pick Me Up: August 2013
    • LURED TO HER DEATH - BY A KILLER WITH A CRUSH
    • PAEDO'S SICK LIE: "ALL DADDIES DO THIS..."
  • Chat: August 2013
    • BLOODBATH.  331 wounds in a crazed knife frenzy
    • BLINDED BY EVIL EX
    • My evil ex broke in and RAPED me
    • HACKED TO BITS in the bath
  • Real People: ("100% True") August 2013
    • CANNIBAL SON FEASTED ON OUR NEIGHBOURS
    • MAGGOTS burrowed into my HEAD
  • Chat (The Very Best Of) August 2013
    • TORTURED BY MY LOVER with a meat cleaver
    • Why I shot my dad dead
  • Chat: August 2014
    • EATEN ALIVE AS I GAVE BIRTH...
    • BEATEN, RAPED, TERRORISED - EVERY DAY WAS HELL
    • Pregnant & doused in lighter fuel - "You cant stop me!" he'd taunt.  
  • That's Life: February 2017
    • I BEGGED my OWN SON to get me PREGNANT
    • Dad ABUSED me with a hot CURLING TONG



"GO ON, PUNCH MUMMY"
Chat Mag from June 2006

They are no better in the previous decades, either...

  • Chat: June 2006 "Your smart real-life read"
    • Please mum, LET THEM CUT OFF MY LEGS
    • GO ON, PUNCH MUMMY!
  • Chat: June 2008 "Your smart real-life read"
    • Uncle Evil's 17 SICK SEX ACTS
    • HELL on the PIG FARM - This swine fed 6 victims to the animals
  • Chat: August 2010 "Life! Death! Prizes!"
    • SADIST tried to suck my eye out... Then he SNAPPED my arm




    Women's Chat magazines - Cover Photos

    Fluffy bunnies and 
    dead body disposal
    Sometimes not only do they use a fresh-faced female on their covers, they even throw in a fluffy animal.

    Then they add these headlines...
    • My fiance dropped DEAD after seeing me RAPED
    • Locked up and sent to an orphanage
    • My sister killed our mum and buried her in the woods
    • and worst of all... Honest advice EVERY WEEK from Jeremy Kyle.



    Smiling Ladies

    In order to maximise their appeal to females, women's chat magazines usually have a happy smiling woman's face on the front cover, contrasting harshly with the horror of their headlines.

    But not always.  These examples are from Pick Me Up magazine, 13 July 2017 and 18th January 2018

    Domestic violence presented as a coffee-break distraction for women
    Domestic violence presented as a coffee-break distraction for women


    Chat Mag Spin-Offs

    It's not all rampant misandry.  Some of the women's chat mags cash in on women's fascination for the macabre by producing extra magazines, such as seasonal specials and astrology prediction-style magazines,  

    Yet they still claim them as "Real Life".

    You can usually find these magazines right down at the bottom of the magazine racks, next to the kid's comics to give the young children something to think about... 
    • Chat: It's Fate: May 2014
      • HACKED TO PIECES...in the bath!
      • Have (your pets) put down - OR ELSE!
    • Chat: It's Fate: August 2013
      • Mum thrown 15 feet in the air BY A DEMON.
    • That's Life: August 2013
      • My waters EXPLODED as bride said "I do"
    • Take A Break: August 2013
      • This horror movie DREW EVIL INTO OUR HOME




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